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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Ayat Samy Vellu bole wat aku gelak..haha




NIIEE pula KATA-KATA FEBRet sepupu belah mak tiri Mr. Karam SIngh Walia..Beliau yang dikatakan tersebut ADALAH + mr. SAmy Vellu..dua tiga PUPU kot!!...

Favorite Quote from Samy Velu

1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"

2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`

3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"

4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious Replied,"Kalau takde sungai, Kita bina sungai!"

5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit,
Manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"

6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn Membuang aiyerr..!"

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah Kita semua
Menderma dara.."

8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang Saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")

9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz
Naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"

10) Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya Sangat-sangat besar"

And lastly u know why our N-S Highwayconcessionaire is named PLUS. PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

p/s:harap maaf saya cuma terjumpe kat internet..so rase nk kongsi ngn sume owg..ish2..abes ayat melayu di tonggang langgang kn..hahahaha:P


7 comments:

aduka said...

haha..
lawak3..
=P

tiqaa said...

ahahahha! menarik! ;p

cik ateen said...

aduka:
lawak kn..
hahahaha

kakek:
menarik..
hahaha...

Mashii said...

ahahahahaha...ke****an saya besar..

hanif hafiz said...

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hanif hafiz said...

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cambesje said...

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hahaha

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